Liquid Death

ABOUT US

Liquid Death will not kill you. But make no mistake, our infinitely recyclable cans of premium low-calorie beverages will absolutely murder your thirst. And it doesn’t stop there. After twerking on your thirst’s grave, these ruthless cans will actually donate a portion of the proceeds to help kill plastic pollution.

Why? For centuries, all the funniest and coolest marketing and branding was only done for unhealthy products like beer, fast food, candy, and junk food. But those days are over.

Soon, Liquid Death will use health and humor to conquer the world and make all beverages Liquid Death for eternity. At which point we’ll finally begin turning the human race into flesh batteries to power our giant marketing robots.

But enough about us and our boring story.

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Source: https://liquiddeath.com/en-mx/pages/manifesto

THE FLASKET

$830.00

Select Color: Matte Black

Silver

DESCRIPTION (Silver)

Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining “Flask” and “Casket.”

DESCRIPTION (Matte Black)

After years in the making, our Advanced Coffin Development Team is pleased to announce the latest innovation in drinking straight from the casket: the Flasket in Matte Black.

It’s a flasket. It’s a casket. And now it comes in all black. This incredible advancement has already won Invention of the Year for the next 5 years and is almost sold out. Get yours while you still can.

DETAILS

Custom molded stainless steel flask
5.7” tall x 2.4” wide x 1.1” deep, 6oz capacity
Hand-washing is recommended to maintain finish
Includes funnel for easy fill

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Source: https://liquiddeath.com/en-mx/products/the-flasket

OUR MOMS TEST DEATHBERRY INFERNO

To prove our new limited edition strawberry ghost pepper flavor won’t actually kill you, we tested it on the people we love most in this world: our actual moms.

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Transcript

Timestamp	Text
0:00	People thought our new Deathberry Inferno sparkling water with ghost pepper flavor was so spicy it might actually kill them.
0:06	So to prove you won’t die, we tested it on the people we love the most.
0:09	Our own moms.
0:11	Yes, the actual mothers of Liquid Death employees.
0:13	Deathberry Inferno.
0:16	Inferno makes me nervous.
0:17	Could be a little spicy.
0:19	[Exasperated sigh]
0:20	I knew I was going to get murdered. [Coughs]
0:25	[Satisfied sigh]
0:28	Oh my god. [Clears throat] No.
0:30	[Heavy coughing]
0:33	Oh, holy crap. My throat’s on fire.
0:36	It’s here. [Signals mouth] And now it’s here. [Signals throat]
0:38	I’m hoping it’s not going to hit lower.
0:40	Ghost pepper.
0:42	It does burn my throat.
0:43	[Chugging milk]
0:45	This [bleep] is like gargling hot sauce.
0:49	[Burps loudly] Oh, is that on film? [Laughs]
0:52	Well, I’ve never been pepper sprayed, but that could be it.
0:55	It’s not for me.
0:57	[Onscreen text] IT’S SPICY BUT IT PROBABLY WON’T KILL YOU #ONECHUGCHALLENGE Only at Walmart [Music]
1:01	[End]

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Note: This content was curated from the Liquid Death website for translation and transcreation within this educational program.